Officer Spence Makes No Sense by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2009-01-21T16:00:00+00:00

8

Mrs. Cooney Is Busted

What a weird day it was! Officer Spence was arresting grown-ups left and right!

After reading, we had to go to the nurse’s room for health. Our school nurse is Mrs. Cooney. She has eyes that look like cotton candy, and she is beautiful. She wanted to marry me a while back, but I told her I wouldn’t marry her because she’s already married to some guy named Mr. Cooney.

Mrs. Cooney was teaching us about Hi Jean.*

“You should wash your hands every time you use the bathroom,” she told us. “That will prevent the spread of germs that make us—”

She didn’t have the chance to finish her sentence, because that’s when Officer Spence burst into the room.

“Freeze, dirtbag!” he yelled.

“What’s the meaning of this?” asked Mrs. Cooney, putting her hands up. “I didn’t do anything.”

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